The Bushes Go To Obama’s Inauguration

Laura Stepford Bush: Will you go, Georgie? Dubya: They cut me loose from everything, Titwiggle, this could be my big chance to restore my ligature. LSB: Legacy. Dubya: Whatever, Snotdoodle. LSB: Oh but Georgie! Do we have to sit on stage with that man? Dubya: Flapfarter, he’s just a man as many other men are […]

Stories Of A Cat

Big, bold, funny, affectionate. That was Shimai, my cat. He passed away a few months ago at 19. I started to write about him a couple of times before he died but I never finished anything. These are a few unconnected snippets about him. Call it “Stories Of A Cat” (dramatic crescendo). The Dude Is […]